Humor writing A collection of the writing I’ve done for humor outlets and magazines. McSweeneys Let Our Student Debt Go: A Passover StoryAs A Body-Positive Swimsuit Brand, We Refuse to Retouch Our Already Flawless Models How To Succeed At Apologizing for Sexual Harassment Without Really TryingAlanis Morisette’s “Ironic” Revised For Exasperated Parents Weekly Humorist As Heiress to the Salt Fortune, It Is Unacceptable That I, Veruca Salt, Have Not Yet Received a Golden TicketI am Gwyneth Paltrow’s Exploding Vagina Candle, and I Have Orgasmed My Way to FreedomAll writing for Weekly Humorist Widget An Oral History of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s 1993 Music Video “Brother for Sale” Daily Drunk Mag Armie Hammer: What I Eat in a DayWaiting for Godot, But Godot is Armie Hammer UpdatesA Kardashian Khristmas KarolAll writing for Daily Drunk Mag Slackjaw A Note Of Apology To My Cleaning Lady Funny Women on The Rumpus Amelia Bedelia Takes a Covid Test The Belladona Daily Itinerary of a Goldfish Cracker Stuck in a Car Seat Little Old Lady Comedy An Excerpt From E.L James’ First Draft Of ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’As An Animatronic Halloween Prop Created In 2020, My Brand Of Horror Is RealityOPI’s Winter 2021 Nail Color Collection Is Pandemic-InspiredAll writing on Little Old Lady Comedy Points in Case Although I Have Been Dead for Over a Decade, I Still Rise from My Grave Every Fall for a Pumpkin Spice Latte FAQ for Babysitters of Potentially Demonic Children Frazzled A Criminal Finally Meets His MatchA Room of One’s Own (Is Never One’s Own When Writing With Children)6 Ways to Stop Comparing Yourself to Other, Clearly Superior MomsAll writing on Frazzled Plot Twist Audiences Still Not Ready To Forgive Alan Rickman For Cheating On Emma Thompson in ‘Love Actually’New Study Confirms Devon Sawa Responsible For All Sexual Awakenings In 1995All writing on Plot Twist Miscellaneous American Girl’s 1999 Historical Doll is All That and a Bag of Chips Hallmark Channel’s New Hanukkah Movies Are Definitely Not Just Recycled Christmas Movies with a Vaguely Anti-Semitic Undertones
